Fri, 13 Feb 2004
Is Your Job Title ‘Evil Overlord’?
If so, make sure and read through the list of the Top 100 Things I'd do if I Ever Became an Evil Overlord. Avoid making the same costly mistakes other Evil Overlords have made in the past, and learn from their mistaks. Perhaps an example or two would whet your appetite:
- I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.
- No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.
- I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.
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