Police Bumper Stickers
A good friend who is a member of the Perth Police force in Western Australia sent along a few bumper sticker ideas that their department was mulling over. Here they are:
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Perhaps one of the more anticipated events in the art world for 2005 was when “The Gates” arrived in New York City's Central Park. However, there are other, lesser known artists who have been inspired by this project, and yet lack the recognition of the big names in the art world. “The Crackers” is one such project - enjoy!
Mar 01, 2005 10:02 | [ ] | # | G | Comments (0)No, I'm not talking about this place (although due to a lack of updates on my part, it has sort of sucked lately). Instead, I'm talking about this humorous movie sent to me by one of my many intrepid internet humor seekers. The audio is taken from several choice scenes from Office Space, whereas the video is taken from the old Justice League of America cartoons. So just sit back, watch the movie, and relax!
Mar 01, 2005 09:49 | [ ] | # | G | Comments (0)This video is definitely my coolest link of the day. The gentleman in the video creates art on an overhead projector using sand, and his hands. Not just one piece of art, but many, many, many. Check it out when you have a few spare minutes to be amazed.
Jan 17, 2005 15:41 | [ ] | # | G | Comments (0)The Guide to Springfield is a website dedicated to the hometown of The Simpsons family. Not only does the site alphabetically list all the places in Springfield, but they have also created a large map of Springfield as well! Take a peak and see if you can find any places from your favorite episodes.
Sep 14, 2004 14:05 | [ ] | # | G | Comments (0)It started with the Revenge of the Nerds movies, then progressed further with the internet boom. Now, the cycle is complete, and the geeks have won. Introducing the new geek action figure - Geekman!
Like many other action figures, Geekman has the following special abilities: ungodly coding abilities, opposite sex repulsion, analytical reasoning, ability to create technical acronyms, and less than ideal personal hygiene routine.
May 24, 2004 08:53 | [ ] | # | G | Comments (0)If so, make sure and read through the list of the Top 100 Things I'd do if I Ever Became an Evil Overlord. Avoid making the same costly mistakes other Evil Overlords have made in the past, and learn from their mistaks. Perhaps an example or two would whet your appetite:
12. Specifications are for the weak and timid!
11. This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if Iam to do battle with this code!
10. You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in theoriginal Klingon.
9. Indentation?! -- I will show you how to indent when I indent yourskull!
8. What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designersand quality assurance people in its wake.
7. Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' -- they have'arguments' -- and they ALWAYS WIN THEM.
6. Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak
5. I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a Bat-Lethcontest. They will not concern us again.
4. A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!
3. By filing this SPR you have challenged the honor of my family.Prepare to die!
2. You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where youstand!
1. Our users will know fear and cower before our software. Ship it! Shipit, and let them flee like the dogs they are!
Feb 13, 2004 09:43 | [ ] | # | G | Comments (0)I stumbled accross this a day or two ago, and I had to chuckle. If you are in the software industry as a programmer, then you are very likely to relate to a lot of the humor in these episodic diaries. From the site:
Joe Bloggs is a software development group leader working for a small IT services company based in Reading in the UK. His team is involved in all stages of the development life-cycle. Currently they are nearly two years late delivering an upgrade to a legacy application which forms the backbone of the company's internal IT systems. Joe Bloggs is a pseudonym of Joseph Bloggs.
Feb 06, 2004 08:18 | [ ] | # | G | Comments (0)Which means it must be 33% evil! How does your favorite site rank in the balance of good and evil? Visit the Gematriculator and find out!
Of course, adding this and any future stories will alter this rating, so whatever! It's all very scientific, I am sure.
Dec 12, 2003 14:59 | [ ] | # | G | Comments (3)It's been a quirky day around the office, and I've got two humorous links for you all today. The first is another one of those internet songs that you can't believe were ever made, and are yet somehow strangely hum-able. Without further ado, I give you Milk and Cereal.
Part two of this quick double shot of humor involves beards. Not just your average, run-of-the-mill beards. Nope, we are talking about the official web site of the World Beard and Moustache Championships. Those are some pretty insane examples of facial hair gone wild.
Sep 30, 2003 14:52 | [ ] | # | G | Comments (0)Should you need to hike from the Shire to the cracks of Mount Doom, don't leave your map behind!
Newsflash! Geeks Live Vicariously Through D&D. More on this breaking story at 11.
Finally, I am sure that you all are familiar with enlargement pill "for men". Well, it now appears as if scientists have finally solved this (up until now) failed product. Read here for the full story.
Aug 08, 2003 15:00 | [ ] | # | G | Comments (0)According to The Onion, a recently conducted focus group which watched a preview of the recently released movie Gigly, has demanded a new ending in which both main characters die "in as brutal a manner as possible". More on this fascinating study can be found here.
Aug 07, 2003 12:50 | [ ] | # | G | Comments (0)While George Lucas insists that Star Wars Episode III has not yet begun to shoot, we all know that the movie is in the can and he's just letting us simmer till 2005. In fact, someone managed to get a sneak preview of Episode III and wrote a review of it. Check it out, it's worth it.
Aug 01, 2003 08:14 | [ ] | # | G | Comments (0)A yes, Star Trek humor.. you just can't get enough of it. First up is About a Million Reasons Why Kirk was Better than that Bald Toad-Boy Picard. My favorite quote would have to be:
"The only time Kirk put his phaser on stun was when he was looking for sex."Next, the folks at Happy Fun Pundit bring us the Top 10 Things I Hate About Star Trek.
May 16, 2003 13:55 | [ ] | # | G | Comments (0)It is hard to descibe Fly Guy, othern than in the following very general terms. It is a Flash "game" which is more exploratory in nature than competitive. Check it out when you have a little bit of free time, and want to relax a bit. Dig that music, too!
May 15, 2003 13:44 | [ ] | # | G | Comments (0)I stumbled upon reclusive North Korean leader Kim Il Jong's secret blog. This explains soooo many things that I've been wondering about.
May 09, 2003 13:32 | [ ] | # | G | Comments (0)A good friend who is a member of the Perth Police force in Western Australia sent along a few bumper sticker ideas that their department was mulling over. Here they are: